| Number One |
She quotes:
"Its hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm
seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. Then
I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I
can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no
idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will someday."
But her friends say:
"And that's why she's number one"
"I'm a seven, dammit. What's your number?"
"Don't let her get her hands on your cat. It'll need therapy."
"Its hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm
seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. Then
I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I
can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no
idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will someday."
But her friends say:
"And that's why she's number one"
"I'm a seven, dammit. What's your number?"
"Don't let her get her hands on your cat. It'll need therapy."
| Pimp and Hoes |
She says:
I don't like change but I get bored easily of familiarity. I take great pleasure in the feel, taste,
touch, smell, sight, and sound of things. I am extremely curious of life which causes me to ask
many questions. I love to learn new things and am open to new experiences. I will try anything
once and want to do and see as much as I can before its too late. My lifes goal is to visit the
world. I am a child at heart and never want to grow up. My ideas seem to always turn for the
worst; nothing ever happens flawlessly. I am a huge klutz and seem to have permanent bruises on
my legs from constantly tripping. I can be sort of a scatterbrain but it is because I have so many
ideas and thoughts that it is hard to keep track of them all. I am dedicated to my friends and I
strive to never give up, which can lead to stubbornness at times. At first I am shy but once I
become comfortable I will do and say anything. I can be very hyper and crazy but at home I like
to be lazy and relax.
But her friends say:
"She's got a Butt Crack Camel Toe Poop Oven, DING!"
"BCCTPO, taking one for the team (again)"
"No Kelley, you CAN'T pee on the sidewalk!"
"Pull up your pants girl!"
"And yes she does have two buttholes, we've seen it."
I don't like change but I get bored easily of familiarity. I take great pleasure in the feel, taste,
touch, smell, sight, and sound of things. I am extremely curious of life which causes me to ask
many questions. I love to learn new things and am open to new experiences. I will try anything
once and want to do and see as much as I can before its too late. My lifes goal is to visit the
world. I am a child at heart and never want to grow up. My ideas seem to always turn for the
worst; nothing ever happens flawlessly. I am a huge klutz and seem to have permanent bruises on
my legs from constantly tripping. I can be sort of a scatterbrain but it is because I have so many
ideas and thoughts that it is hard to keep track of them all. I am dedicated to my friends and I
strive to never give up, which can lead to stubbornness at times. At first I am shy but once I
become comfortable I will do and say anything. I can be very hyper and crazy but at home I like
to be lazy and relax.
But her friends say:
"She's got a Butt Crack Camel Toe Poop Oven, DING!"
"BCCTPO, taking one for the team (again)"
"No Kelley, you CAN'T pee on the sidewalk!"
"Pull up your pants girl!"
"And yes she does have two buttholes, we've seen it."
| b c c t p o |
She says:
Enjoy life because you never know when the end will be near. Plus why not enjoy and live life to its
fullest everyday anyways. I have a great family and wacky friends who I love to be around. I think
they keep me grounded in this crazy world. I believe I'm a survivor and been through alot in the
past couple of years and have learned to be more selfish which I'm starting to like. I enjoy being
outdoors in nature no matter what it is. I feel at home and at peace when I can smell the fresh,
clean air. I am the type of girl who is shy and quiet that looks innocent. However, my true friends
know thats far from the truth.
But her friends say:
"She's definitley earned her way up to number 1.5!"
"Watch out for her cuz she likes to slap balls! (can we say 'anger issues'? hehe)"
"She is as drunk as you think she is. Perhaps even more."
"She is a candy kid at heart with rainbows and carebears"
Enjoy life because you never know when the end will be near. Plus why not enjoy and live life to its
fullest everyday anyways. I have a great family and wacky friends who I love to be around. I think
they keep me grounded in this crazy world. I believe I'm a survivor and been through alot in the
past couple of years and have learned to be more selfish which I'm starting to like. I enjoy being
outdoors in nature no matter what it is. I feel at home and at peace when I can smell the fresh,
clean air. I am the type of girl who is shy and quiet that looks innocent. However, my true friends
know thats far from the truth.
But her friends say:
"She's definitley earned her way up to number 1.5!"
"Watch out for her cuz she likes to slap balls! (can we say 'anger issues'? hehe)"
"She is as drunk as you think she is. Perhaps even more."
"She is a candy kid at heart with rainbows and carebears"
She Says:
Its all very clear to me now. The whole thing. Its Wonderful.....
I believe that music and dance have the power to transcend differences and create unity.
I don't want a job that brings me money or prestige, I just want a job that lets me go out on weekends
I believe in nudity.
I LOVE smiling at strangers.
Yes, I do love watching television!
I believe in Communities- the idea of people helping people.
Yes, I do like to party =p
I love sweaty outdoor fun
Don't buy me anything expensive unless its the gift of experience for I will SURELY lose it.
Latest acquired fear: Becoming Jaded.
Latest acquired skill: Sewing (working on it!)
Idea of worst day ever: Losing Fernando or anything hurting him.
Idea of best day ever: Spending a day playing outside and then dancing all night in the moonlight
Milestone achieved/to be achieved in 2009: Reunite with the dance community.
A milestone I hope to achieve by 2015: Living on open land or our own beat up warehouse far from
grumpy neighbors.
But her friends say:
"She is a candy kid at heart."
"If she says 'there isn't any vodka in this drink' take it away from her...or RUN!"
"Just throw her in the tub and she'll be fine."
"Watch out for that one, she'll run around the neighborhood stealing pallets"
"More Redbull!"
Its all very clear to me now. The whole thing. Its Wonderful.....
I believe that music and dance have the power to transcend differences and create unity.
I don't want a job that brings me money or prestige, I just want a job that lets me go out on weekends
I believe in nudity.
I LOVE smiling at strangers.
Yes, I do love watching television!
I believe in Communities- the idea of people helping people.
Yes, I do like to party =p
I love sweaty outdoor fun
Don't buy me anything expensive unless its the gift of experience for I will SURELY lose it.
Latest acquired fear: Becoming Jaded.
Latest acquired skill: Sewing (working on it!)
Idea of worst day ever: Losing Fernando or anything hurting him.
Idea of best day ever: Spending a day playing outside and then dancing all night in the moonlight
Milestone achieved/to be achieved in 2009: Reunite with the dance community.
A milestone I hope to achieve by 2015: Living on open land or our own beat up warehouse far from
grumpy neighbors.
But her friends say:
"She is a candy kid at heart."
"If she says 'there isn't any vodka in this drink' take it away from her...or RUN!"
"Just throw her in the tub and she'll be fine."
"Watch out for that one, she'll run around the neighborhood stealing pallets"
"More Redbull!"
| Number 1.5 |
| Aiukli |
She Says:
Alrighty, you want to know about me... Well I would have to say that life is always throwing us fastballs,
and its to those who can catch it and run with it that figure out how to play the game best.... And even
though I am not the best player, I would like to say I am definitely learning.. I am pretty laid back, love
life, my family and friends and new experiences... I once thought it was where you ended up that was
important in life, but now have realized that its who you meet along the way that really matters most...
Cause its what you do in your life and how you affect or impact others that really matters... To give of
yourself, and live life in a humble and goodwilled way I guess... With a party here or there.. haha..
good times.. Either way folks.. Im just an easy going person.. Wanna hang out or just enjoy life, Im
there..
But her friends say:
"Keep your hands on the wheel and eyes on the road! Crazy asian driver"
"Fiddidle!"
"Louder than the average megaphone"
Alrighty, you want to know about me... Well I would have to say that life is always throwing us fastballs,
and its to those who can catch it and run with it that figure out how to play the game best.... And even
though I am not the best player, I would like to say I am definitely learning.. I am pretty laid back, love
life, my family and friends and new experiences... I once thought it was where you ended up that was
important in life, but now have realized that its who you meet along the way that really matters most...
Cause its what you do in your life and how you affect or impact others that really matters... To give of
yourself, and live life in a humble and goodwilled way I guess... With a party here or there.. haha..
good times.. Either way folks.. Im just an easy going person.. Wanna hang out or just enjoy life, Im
there..
But her friends say:
"Keep your hands on the wheel and eyes on the road! Crazy asian driver"
"Fiddidle!"
"Louder than the average megaphone"
| Milf 2b |
He says:
*nothing* He doesn't say jack shit. And you're lucky for that! What did you expect? He is SATAN
after all.
But his friends say:
"TECH SUPPORT!"
"Hurry, Give him more shrooms"
"No I will not bring you a beer"
"Never trust him if he says 'Its not hot...'"
"Sake brother!"
*nothing* He doesn't say jack shit. And you're lucky for that! What did you expect? He is SATAN
after all.
But his friends say:
"TECH SUPPORT!"
"Hurry, Give him more shrooms"
"No I will not bring you a beer"
"Never trust him if he says 'Its not hot...'"
"Sake brother!"
| Satan |